Friday, August 5, 2011

Jokes

Hello Everyone,

Enjoying your day?? I was kind of bored today and went to browse the net. I found some cool jokes on "bored.com". Sharing with you all, so that you  can laugh and laugh and tickle your humor bone.

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I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy".
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Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
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I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."
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My mom's friend is a teacher at a nearby high school. Well, one day, she assigned her class a paper on World War 2. The day it was due, one boy came in empty handed. The teacher asked him why. He simply replied, "I went to every library I could find, but I found NOTHING on World War 2. I found a lot of books on World War 11, though."
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With warm regards
AllMyposts

4 comments:

Jingle said...

This is cool,

what a fun collection of jokes,

try to write for short story slam week 7 if you are still bored.

L. Diane Wolfe said...

Hello! Came by for your entry in the I Hate You blogfest.

Chris Kelworth said...

I was hoping that you had something hateful for us too. But I loved the jokes, especially the 'ATM thingee.'

I'm very grateful to bored.com for linking me to the Straight Dope website, and the forums there, which has been a very fun community to be a hanger-on at.

If you get a chance, check out a fellow writer's zombie story and help me make him wear an embarrassing shirt next year! It's the ultimate grudge match between social media and the zombies. Details are here:
http://kelworthfiles.wordpress.com/2011/07/19/prove-the-zombies-wrong-social-platforms-can-build-readership/

Bluebell Books said...

good luck on your job,

relax and have fun!

Thanks for the support.

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